MUNAJAT AMANAT ANWAR

It's 2023!

Covid 19, please Disappear .... 

N Never Come back!

Anwar Memulakan Langkah Putera Jaya Di Ambang Tahun Baru Masehi 2023 dengan bermunajat serta berselawat, alhamdulilah... 

Anwarism started! 

Pope  Gregory X111 memperkenalkan Gregorian Calendars menggantikan Julian Calendars pada Oktober, Tahun 1582 kerana kiraannya lebih tepat. Bertujuan menentukan Akhir Tahun Sentiasa bermula musim sejuk, salji Turun. Di Malaysia, serta Di persekitarannya Musim Tengkujuh. Bilakah Salji akan Turun Di bumi MALAYA?

Bagi Umat Islam, Takwim Kalendar  lebih menepati. Ramadan tinggal 80 Hari sahaja lagi. Apakah kita akan dapat berpuasa Tahun Ini? 

Kalendar Islam Di kira mengikut peredaran bulan. Raya Aidil Fitri 20hb April Tahun Ini. Jangan pulrrrr Xle Rentas NEGERI! 

So Far Not So Good. LaLaZy LamLi Lai Lai La Li Tampulung jrrr... 

Hanya Ada Senarai Pelabur! 

Menti MITI ' Pasar Karat' Hidden Gems Malaysia, bole tarik Pelabur Pelancung Masuk! 

Sementara Labu Baba n LaLok Baba sibuk kerja. Di Melaka, Abang Besau nak jadi King Kong nak keje kan Leman Lembu..... 

Sehinggakan Tapir Betina pungggg Nak Check in Hotel 5 stars Di Bandar Hilir, Melaka! 

Maharism Terminated! 

RPK got drunk on Christmas eve in Manchester n just wake up in Malaysia 2day. As much saying goodbye, saving costs n recovery in reverse, ECRL IS NOW 75 Billion........ 

N that's Last Year Malaysia's............... 

 

THE CIP, SARJAN FOUND THE NEW BABA'S...

Anwar Baba, Labu Baba, Baba LaLok are the New BABA'S to sheriff n sherlock the 40 Thieves in Town. Closely supervised n monitoring by The Lim's Clan. The CIP, a privileged prisoner's. Anwar Baba a remarkable n reformed prisoner. Never Ask 4 Pardon but privilege Llysfaen. Meanwhile, the Sargent at Arm twisted his 4M supporters, seal the Lips, squeeze hard their's balls.

Messi wins the Ball. Mbappe won the Boot. The actual Winner is Qatar's Dynasty. Morocco sound good but Malaysia sound better. UG Now well known UGLY Gomen!

The Father n Son n the Holy ghost caution Sheraton Move 2.0!

The Telo r still preemptive. The Minyak both Petroleum n Cooking still on Very High Notes. Blamed the Russian 4 invading Ukraine. Flooding worsening. 7 still missing at Batang Kali's. 33 sailors MIA in Thailand Navy's ship wrecked. Anwar Baba on Very High Notes 2 restore Orders!

No New Year's eve Celebrations!

Yahoo..... 

24 DEATHS 9 STILL MISSING, HIGHLAND TOWERS COLLAPSED 11th, DECEMBER, 1993.

Anwar Ibrahim was then the Deputy Prime Minster, took office 1st December, 1993. DPM aka Minister of Finance visited the site. N DSAI, the 10th PMOM, the Batang Kali Landslide occurred, occupied the glimpses signings of MOU by Party Head of the Coalition Government, known as Unity Government so called... 

What's exactly will happen, should only 96 MPs turn up in Parliament tomorrow? 

Will 126 MPs walk out after the Swearing In Ceremony is yet to determine..... 

48 deaths then, 29 years ago.... 

Arab Spring created destruction of Iraq n Libya soon after the 11th September, 2001 so called the Third Crusaders War's by George Bush Jr. 

Tsunami strikes 26th December, 2004 marked by the Cemerlang, Gemilang, Lagi Terbilang Islam Hadhari Government..... 

Remembering Botak Chin n Bentong Kali, two notorious Gangster. Chin Peng n Mat Indera, the Communist Terrorist honoured. Mat Kilau 100 Millions topped most seems disappointing. N UG by tomorrow's.. 

Game Over for Abah N Atok.... 

Caution to me and everyone's, read between the lines and the two sides of the game. Treacherous, notorious, terrorised, the games playing, who's the Champion France Against Argentina, Messi genius Vs Mbappe's balls.... 

WHAT'S REFORMS, IT'S STILL EMPTY!

Following the Regulations, yet I'm not wearing a tie, red tie ohhh yeahhh, I'm the boss. Big Boss....

So  Nobody supplying the ties, the Cabinet Minister will be without ties as the attire. Its not official wattttt....

Really, who's will be questioning?

Who cares? 

On fighting Corruption, jokes a side. Crime Buster! 

22 to 8, I started it in 1993...

Nala Karuppan, said all. 

BERNAS, I we're then The Deputy Prime Minister / Minister of Finance. Its Mahathir Daim privatisation programme.... 

Pink Form's For Bumi's....... 

Its 2 weeks, KSN...... 

N Anwar is saying Ministry, use ur brain! 

RM600 Billion........... 

Only 92 Billion laaaa

PM, Sir, enough politicKing! 

Stop showing OFF

Please, UR Now Prime Minister of Malaysia! 

NATO No Action Talk Only! 

Telo OOO Telo....... 

BossKuu called me to surrender in May 2018, GE 14. I rejected! 

Wak Zahid sold UMNO. I bought it! 

What's the problem....... 

PM PM... 

Xde Telo Xde Telo Xde Telo

Christmas, Chinese New Year's, Raya2, semua nak Telo! 

THE CABINET IS STILL EMPTY, ONLY TO DENOTE HIS HEAD IS ALSO EMPTY

If Only I'm PM10, I'll just appoint myself as MoF 1, Johari Ghani MoF 2. Deputies Sabah n Sarawak, abis Citrrrr. The other 22 will go on merit. PROBABLY 29 Deputy Minister. 

And Parliamentary Secretary....

Foods Security is the best way to counter combat High Cost of Living. Enhance Foods products. Create more n bigger Farms up north to Capitalise on Land matter, labours, up to date Farming High Technology....

As far as Ahmad Zahid Hamidi is concerned, xxx kan xxx bole Kona kuttt...

Semostinye AZH akur, Ikut Perintah Tuan! 

Mat Guan Eng n Syed Saddiq dok tepi... 

Lets the parliament commencing, budget 2023 tables. Make the Rakyat Marhaen Happy. Then Only Get those souls U Art Free..... 

Nak siasat krrr Nak siat Atok, Abah please carry on...... 

First Day First Time Meeting Civil Servant's xxx Pakai Tie..... 

Apa2hal? 

Formal kuttt...... 

Donia Tengok Banggggg....