RAYA's HEART N MIND GAMES

Raya, Raya, sana sini Raya....

Cina Raya, Hindu Raya, semua kerana Pilihan Raya. Bole main mercun malam Raya macam Antu Raya.... 

Yang sedih XPM VI, Raya Di Penjarakan, xle hadir anak bongsu bertunang. Itu pasal laaaa Yang Prihatin xxx Puas Hati..... 

Posa satu bulan. Raya satu bulan. Hanya Di MALAYA! 

Indons. Arab Saudi XxX Raya sakan macam Di MALAYA. Dulu2 Xde, laaaniiii, XxX Abis abis RAYA's! 

Semua kerana Pilihan Raya Negeri2 Belum dimuktamadkan. Perikatan Nasional pasti takluk Kelantan, Terengganu and Kedah, Selangor kata mereka boleh menang 33 kerusi Bagi membentuk KERAJAAN baru! 

Penang, PN masih Belum pasti. N9, seandainya KJ join PN mampu menang besar agaknya. Ternyata Ai, RR, FF, NN tidak membawa impaks majmuk. Abah kata 80% undi Melayu memihak PN. Atok pula konar baring, gostan krrr tarik handbrake. Boboiii ngan Muda SSS siap ikut Atok klik Korea.. 

Thailand, Pita mungkin jadi PM Baru. Nasib Erdogan Di Turkiye masih tidak menentu. PH, Ternyata mampu memerintah sehingga PRU 16. Walaupun sokongan tidak padu, ianya baru 6 bulan jrrrrlaaaaa... Ai jd PM10! 

Indonesia sibuk mencari Presiden baru 2024. Pakistan huruhara selepas Imran Khan digulingkan. Greece perlu PM Baru, sementara JayBee nak Terus jadi POTUS penggal kedua. DeeTee pulak menyalak nak Lawan sekali lagi... 

Di Malaysia, 6 NEGERI perlu mengadakan PRN kerana akan tamat tempuh Pemerintahan. PH BN perlu menang Di semua NEGERI Bagi mengukuhkan KERAJAAN Madani. Lebih dikenali the Gomen of Hoi Hoi Yah Hoi. Ugly UG 4 MAma DAddy N Izz instead... 

Despite everything been told, UG promoted The Untold Story. However the collection n public response dying as the LGBT Coldplay submitted. Nothing compared to Mandela. Whatever Mat Kilau shine on you! 

Even Ejen Ali profitable business! 

Will Free Tickets boost the audience? 

RAYA DATANG LAGI EEEHHWAAAH...

Kita Menangis Bukan Kerana Ramadan Akan Pergi Tetapi Kerana Tidak Dapat Berhari-Raya. Maknanya, Raya adalah lebih penting dari pada Posa.  Ramadan, Dosa2 diampuni. Raya, Dosa2 baru berputik, membiak dengan pantas. Tunas bercambah, bunga2 berkembang. Ribuan jenis bunga, anika warna. Bisa memukau, Biasa meruntun, hakikatnya beracun..

Lantaran bumi berpusing... 

Lontaran dunia berbuah...... 

2001 September 11hb WTC Runtuh. 

2004 Disember 26hb Tsunami. 

Covid-19 easing, War in Middle East ending. Ukraine unbreakable. War in Asia, that's likely.....

Dedollarisation Deadly Datelines..... 

What's MADANI? 

Mama Daddy N Izz , Where's going? 

Get tougher, tighten, but loosen, looser. 

The CIP, the SARJAN, N the 40 Thieves Now Want To Raya..... 

I Wanna To Break Free...... 

Break.... Free................. 

Najib Nak Raya ngan Yana. Kakak Mahkamah XxX jd Raya Singapore. Malaysia Boleh! 

Malaysia niii Depa Depa Punye Krrrr.... 

MADANI kemana.... 

MANA Sikana Sembunyikan Diri... 

Nak Tanya, PMX Raya mana......... 

Dah biasa Raya Di Penjara, Najib Belum... 

Biasa Biasa kan laaa yaaa........... 

Jangan risau, Ada program Lawatan Keluarga Untuk Banduan Berhari-Raya.. 

Ai, the artificial intelligence guy had AA, the old guard, newbies AA, of AMK. RR NN FF toeing, MCKK products. Clever but brainless. Intelligent but dumb. Smart but asshole. Through Thick and Thin, Ai AA old guard tasted blood. So So the MADANI, Mama outclassed by AA. Izz, is she really able n wants to be MBS? 

July Dateline inevitably... 

The Afrika Command, set up in 2007 controller of 53 Afrikaans Nation. That's 40% of Muslims.... 

AUKUS, To Control ASEAN? 

To Control China? 

The British, the French, American, they were n are the Real Satan's... 

Of Dajjal's originally! 

What's brawling, boiling pH.... 

What's happening real BIADAP! 

SALAWAT DAN MUNAJAT MADANI 2023

China Champion The Conflict between the Arab Sunni  N the Iranian Shia'a put to rest Financially, Economically..

China, the only one's could have negotiations with Russia for peace in Ukraine... 

War in Asia... 

Planning, playing field operations identified!

Southeast Asia!

Oil N Gas!

Could Spratly Island be Diego Garcia? 

Libya, Iraq, Yemen destroyed. 

Afghanistan, Pakistan gone cases. 

Lebanon, Syria wrecking...... 

Its time to have fun somewhere else! 

The Big Boys Playing Field! 

Big Pharma killed more Patients than cured. 15k unwarranted deaths in USA due to unwanted medicines prescribed by Medical Doctors, as investigation narrated.... 

AUKUS Australia United Kingdom America possess much threats! 

SVB Silicon Valley Bank n Signature Banks Collapse.... 

More Banks to follow.... 

The 6 Trillion Dollars printed Money haunted.... 

BRICS GDP Overtaking G7? 

Salawat Dan MUNAJAT Kini Pasti berkembang pesat, alhamdulilah!

Ramadan lebih berkat, MADANI jadi Anutan. Yang Bingung Terus mempersoalkan. Yang Bingkai sibuk buat Lapuran Polis, SPRM suruh siasat tuu, siasat niii....

Yang Berhormat Mengilai... 

Seandainya Ai, Esok tak Bangun Pagi

Tak Gosok Gigi, Tak Mandi

Apa Akan Jadi

Lusa punggg sama

Pening Wan AZIZAH, Nikmat bertukar Sengsara. MADANI Perjuangan Suami Tercinta.... 

Begitulah Nikmat Salah Alamat

AMANAT Salawat Dan Munajat

Hangat Membakar Bumi Rahmat

ULAMA bertempat asalkan sempat

Menjarah Meranap  Semua Nak Cepat

Selagi Boleh.... Sebat.... 

Sabu BABA'S Sapu Abis Telor Deepak yaaa...... 

ANWAR LANDED IN MANILA, RAINING WHOLE DAY!

Flood Worsening N 6.1 magnitude Earthquake rocks Philippines. Princess Emperess sunk Bataan province's whilst sailing Illoilo province... 

Prince Harry n Wife Megan evicted from Windsor's Royal Estate... 

Russian will not be treated at European n USA Hospitals.... 

NHS.... 

Congested Malaysia Hospitals... 

Very Rakyat Prihatin Budget But No WOW Factor..... 

90th Army Day 2day....

N PharmaNiaga went burst! 

Takes Us, the Rakyats 4 Another's ride.... 

Banks profiteering High. TELCO 3Mbps, very High Speed 5G Package Perpaduan..... 

1 Billion paid But No LCS delivered! 

N Army Veteran offered 70 acres 2 plant Jagung..... 

LaLaZy 800 acres INTAN .... 

Ikhsan Insan..... 

Sabu BABA'S Indian Egg's...... 

Salahuddin Menu Rahmah....... 

All in the Name of Foods Security's... 

To handle High Cost of Living'S..........

USA said CV 19 originated from the Leaked Wuhan Virology Laboratory whislt its from US War Lab. USA wants sanctions against China but armed Ukraine with War Machines. Is HAARP real Lethal Weaponry or just to study Weather's... 

Whats really happened MH 370? 

Its has been 9th years.... 

NATO up the tempo. The World is getting hotter or colder?

Are We saying Nuclear War possible? 

Boris Johnson of the Ertugul origins still thought he's British Prime Minister. JayBee, is he healthy n fit as POTUS? 

He walked straight to the end of cliff! 

Poking Russia N China 4 Potential Nuclear WW3.... 

Overhere Mahathir at 98 still going strong... 

He's being young as PUTRA No. 1...

Anwar MADANI, MAma DAddy N Izzah had spent 6 millions on promotional! 

Why's again.... 

Written earlier Selangor Flooding Johor Bleeding. Seems vice versa now Johor is Flooding terribly ... 

Change of Government inevitable in Selangor State Election mid year's... 

Nurul Izzah 'Poster Girl'..... 

Green Wave really matters. Scarry n Scorned. Even KAYU is now fears. It's not Ertugul's KAYI Tribes that spearheaded the Otoman Dynasty... 

ECRL Now Costing 75 Billion... 

Debts 1.6 Trillion.... 

Tsunami in Acheh December, 26th 2004 Boxing Day's claimed 250k lives. 

Covid 19 deaths... 5M Worldwide! 

Turkiye Worst Disaster 50k souls perishable... 

Mankind doing or God must be Unkind... 

ANWAR CHECK IN IJN, NOT ATTENDING THAIPUSAM AT BATU CAVES N 7.8 MAGNITUDES EARTHQUAKE HIT TURKIYE, SYRIA. 2000 DEATHS UPDATED!

Earthquake is commonly in Indonesia n Turkiye. Taiwan, Japan, China rocks too. But none matches Batu Caves!

Why's Madani? 

Rejuvenate 1993 Revitalise 2003.

Its MamaDaddy n Nurul Izzah! 

Inevitably, Anwar Need UMNO 2B PM10. He's still need UMNO 2B PMX at least 4 Two Terms. By then the Madani will crown Nurul Izzah the First Madam Prime Minister of Malaysia. 

Great, Mama First Madam Deputy. Both were Deputy Prime Minister. N Now Nothing Stop Anwar 2B the Ultimate President of UMNO PKR JV! 

Anwar, not attending Thaipusam, instead Check in IJN to upkeep his heart 4 The Last Dance With The Wolves. After all, Anwar is Now The Ultimate New Anwar BABA'S.... 

With Sabu BABA'S N LaLok BABA'S, the SARJAN at Arm will keep the 40 Penyamun Flag Flying For A Very Long Time.... 

ANWAR'S BRAINTREE PREEMPTIVE! 

Reignite IMT, include Brunei n Singapore, more inclusive.....

 

STRONGER MALAYSIA INDONESIA TIES. 7.6 MAGNITUDES EARTHQUAKE MARK'S ANWAR VISIT....

Tsunami occurred 26th December, 2004. Acheh ruined. Under Jokowi's Indonesia rising, Walk the Talk a trillion dollars economy. Anwar Official State Visit markedly, Earthquake 7.6 magnitudes occurred....... 

Northern Australia, the city of Darwin fel trembling. 

Anwar's premiership unlike Michelle Yeoh wins awards. So So Shamsul Yusof 2nd marriage to Ira's... 

LaLaZy doesn't help much except for another Excellent Excuse. Blame the Rakyat n the Ministers!

Similarly 'SPARE' The Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, blame his brother, everyone but himself ...

On PAU 2023, interestingly 2C Who's Tapau Who's...... 

Old Lions Die Hard!

Unlike Mahathir No Time To Die, Not Yeti.... 

Apa Kabar Orang Kampung? 

KJ too will support the Gomen of Hoi Hoi Yah Hoi if he succeeding his quest which is very unlikely.... 

H20 like a mousey trap in his own cloths.... 

ISY obviously in oblivion! 

Meanwhile, PM 10, Sir! 

Where's that's affirmative action? 

No more PR materials. Embark Trillion Dollars Economy! 

Get EU 2 Buy More Palm Oil 4 a start... 

MUNAJAT AMANAT ANWAR

It's 2023!

Covid 19, please Disappear .... 

N Never Come back!

Anwar Memulakan Langkah Putera Jaya Di Ambang Tahun Baru Masehi 2023 dengan bermunajat serta berselawat, alhamdulilah... 

Anwarism started! 

Pope  Gregory X111 memperkenalkan Gregorian Calendars menggantikan Julian Calendars pada Oktober, Tahun 1582 kerana kiraannya lebih tepat. Bertujuan menentukan Akhir Tahun Sentiasa bermula musim sejuk, salji Turun. Di Malaysia, serta Di persekitarannya Musim Tengkujuh. Bilakah Salji akan Turun Di bumi MALAYA?

Bagi Umat Islam, Takwim Kalendar  lebih menepati. Ramadan tinggal 80 Hari sahaja lagi. Apakah kita akan dapat berpuasa Tahun Ini? 

Kalendar Islam Di kira mengikut peredaran bulan. Raya Aidil Fitri 20hb April Tahun Ini. Jangan pulrrrr Xle Rentas NEGERI! 

So Far Not So Good. LaLaZy LamLi Lai Lai La Li Tampulung jrrr... 

Hanya Ada Senarai Pelabur! 

Menti MITI ' Pasar Karat' Hidden Gems Malaysia, bole tarik Pelabur Pelancung Masuk! 

Sementara Labu Baba n LaLok Baba sibuk kerja. Di Melaka, Abang Besau nak jadi King Kong nak keje kan Leman Lembu..... 

Sehinggakan Tapir Betina pungggg Nak Check in Hotel 5 stars Di Bandar Hilir, Melaka! 

Maharism Terminated! 

RPK got drunk on Christmas eve in Manchester n just wake up in Malaysia 2day. As much saying goodbye, saving costs n recovery in reverse, ECRL IS NOW 75 Billion........ 

N that's Last Year Malaysia's...............