Friday, 7 July 2023

WIND OF CHANGE

What's exactly Greenwave?
Many got n get excited. Tsunami aside, typhoon of plentiful person all in Green Green Grass of Home.
The Padi Land Green Green Yellowish. Long Long Green Green Petai Foxy Caves. Green Fish of UGly Stone. Batu Caves Green Top Up N9, n Nibong Tebal to Ceruk To'kun, Where  BMX up belong, the ocean are blue?
No it's Green.... 
The Cow seems Green on Dead Grass wearing the Green spectacles! 

MCA MIC going broke. Nobody cares. Members going strays. Perikatan then, Barisan Bengkang Bengkok Now. From Kapal Layar to Dacing, it's Dancing with the Wolves!
MUDA Petai Putra IPF PSM PBM..... 
What's the saying..... 
Chan Mali Chan
Chan Mali Chan
Ketipang Payung
Mahathir sued Anwar, N Anwar suing everyone, N Worsening FF reporting everything. Whilst Elon Musk wants Cage Fight against Mark Zuck, N Twitter is suing Threads!
Yellow Ferry gone, Blue Ferry arrived N ECRL Now Costing 80 billion to complete.?
Wasn't Tun Daim then renegotiated at 44.6 billion?
Penang Tunnel then, Melaka Tunnel probably, the clock is ticking.....

Inevitably The Wind of Change singing lauder, whilst Whistling in the air whispering the 3R's angering everyone's....
Roaring like the Tiger, Barkingside mirror mirrors on the wall, humpty dumpy jumping into the river doesn't saves ones from drowning.....
245 State Assembly N 9.7M Voters showing the way where are you?
My bet DAKUM 100 ++
Taliban or Not, again PAS soaring higher....... 

Thursday, 6 July 2023

MAHATHIR VS SYED SADIQ. AZMIN VS AMIRUDIN. MIDIN MADAHNI.

Banyak Profesor Kangkung Udang Bersalawat
Menjaja Menjadi MADANI
MAD DAH Niiii
Untuk MAma DAddy N Izz....
Merana Merintih Mendayu
Beromongan Beringinan Berhajatan
Malaysia Melayu Berantakan
Berantaian Bertautan
Entahkan Bila Bernoktah
MALAYA Bersengketa Bersengkang Mata!

Thailand, abis Pilihan Raya, senyap. Sebulan berlalu baru nak Lantik PM. Sini berlentik pantang Di usik, pasti bersisik. Utik2 Berputik. Ayam, Angsa, Itik serupa serumpun. . Berbisik bisa Berbau. Tak kira Waktu siang mahupun malam. Berkokok menajam nyaring tenggelam. Bertaring Raja Bersiong mencari mangsa Untuk Di hisap Darah. Tak kira Wanita, pria, Tua Muda. Semua Mahu Di Telan. Di Telanjangkan kepenatan. Di Bogelkan asal boleh keuntungan lumayan. Penat lelah jerih. Letih lalu Berangin. Sekejap timbul. Sekejap tenggelam. Yang hanyut mengikut arus. Terapung mencari dahanan. Pohonan Di tepian. Berpaut pada akar tunjang pungggg pasti tumbang. Kuatnya berlagu, MALAYA menari. Irama berdenyut meruntun Kalbu. Gendang gendut tali kecapi. Kenyang perut sesuka Hati. Halal Haram KE TEpi.....

Tiada Yang Pengalah. Semua Nak Menang. Yakin Menang. Winnable Candidates! 
Begitulah Di Canang. Di Cincang pungggg takkan Lumat. Layan jrrr lrrrr. Yang penting 'poster boy' memainkan peranan. Klu Muka Musibat, Musibah laaa jawabnya. Kita tengok Tong Ikan menjadi Tong Sampah. Melaka n Johor, ' poster boy' menjadi ' plaster'. Yang Paling Hangat Di Pasaran, TPM 1 jadi ' plastic boy'...... 

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

RAYA POSA RAYA AJI DAH MAI PULAK PILIHAN RAYA NGERI

July 29th Nomination Day.
August 12th D Day.
Let's battle, blast the devil away.
Never give way.
Say No 2 kleptomaniac, what's ever Hoi Hoi Yah Hoi 40 60 Thieves! 
Biden gave Wagner 2 billion dollars to muting. Wagner told Putin. Both are now a billion dollars richer! 

Overhere, Mahathir at it again. Called King Cobra. It's them that's Fed him! 
Almost A Century Year's Old, challenge by 30s YBOPSSS.... 
All about Kit's Malaysian Malaysia! 
Not all Malay Listen 2 Mahathir. Almost All Chinese Listening Kiit's. Indian Listen 2 Rama. Sikhs Listened Karpal. Mat Sabu Listening closely Mamat Guan Eng! 
N Ai, the artificial intelligence guy aka BMX Listen To Nobody. Nobita will be saddest, after Superman grounded, PuaLongkang rules... 
Inevitably, Doa Untuk TGHA pound in n out. Many want Mahathir RIP too but Allah swt has planned too! 
What's 3R......
Freedom bullshit..... 
Equivalent, justice, prevalent....... 

Let's C, Look, there's still No Telo Mat Sabu! 
TeLo Rahmah Mat Amanah punggg Xde! 
Yang Ada Mesin Rahmah LaLaZy LaLamLi...... 
Bukhari Bagi 50 Juta, Ai suruh, tuptap tuptap Mydin Terus Naik Harga Beras! 
This'll Malaysia Madani, Untuk MAma DAddy N Izz.... 
Bunyi Lagi PM Ganti... 
September Datang Lagi..... 
BuLan Bukan BerULang. Pak BeLaLang Pak BeLaLang. Biarkan Biarkan. Pandir ngan Labu nye...... 


Monday, 12 June 2023

ONE NAJIB GONE, ANOTHER THREE WILL RISE. OMG!

What's The President of UMNO trying to say....
Certainly after meeting that's privileged prisoner, he sang a different tunes.....
Actually the 1MDB saga could easily songlap USD 50 Billions n that's a lot of money Sakau, Sakaiiii........
Could it be more! 
N The Head of the Hoi Hoi Yah Hoi Gomen is Ai, the artificial intelligence guy PM10 smiling LMA0. 
2B his No. 2, ones a must be top balding like AA n RR. Next in Line FF NN.... 
Najib will definitely be in prison at least until the YDA complete HMS of 5 year's term.  Then The Sultan of Johor next in line or DYDA, the Sultan of Perak. 
Kakak Mahkamah could prolong her cases in court battle. Spare the children. 

How's The 6 JAHANAM?
Why No Edidi Siasat on the TYT Sarawak's family wealth?
Tun Dr Mahathir, Tun Daim Zainuddin, all implicated in the Pandora Papers!
Where's the Big Boxes Lied?
Where's Rahim Ghous?
Where's Dr Wan Muhamad Hasni?
They were then top Ai Financial Agent!
A month passing, Pita Lim... Still Not the PMoT....... 
N dethroned Imran Khan the PMoP on bail..... 
Nothing like that in Malaysia's.... 
Only Deep Shittt those in powers. Be it Melayu, Chinese, Indian,.......
Xde Iban... Benggali..... Orang Asli.....
Its The Malays Leaders Dilemma, the other way round. It's likes Dalai Llama asked the boy to suck his tongue!
Certainly its soul searching, transferring mantras, inner power liked the shaolin masters in business!
As the saying goes The Crook Always Return To The Scene Twice.... 

Tuesday, 6 June 2023

PAU 2023 ANGKAT THE GOMEN OF HOI HOI YAH HOI

6 JAHANAM MASIH BEBAS WALAUPUN CIP SUDAH DIPENJARAKAN. 
PAU 2023 Muktamad, MADANI Menguasai Arena. Abang Besau dah jadi KM Melaka. SARJAN LAHANAT TPM 1 weiiiii....
CIP Najib Razak akan Terus dijulang, Hakikatnya sekadar melepas batuk Di Tangga. Who's kicking the can down? 
Seandainya Memanda Menti xxx Bangun Tido Esok.....
Sasau mau jadinya Nagara!

History 2day, 47 years ago, Double Six Tragedy unfolding.. 
MH 370 still missing.... 
MH 17 far from justice..... 
The Worst is LCS, Littoral Combat Ships, Belum siap Bikin Sudah Hilang! 
Nak bincang Di Parlimen pasti Speaker reject. Not public Issue! 
'SEGULAI SEJALAI' Lmao.... 

Every efforts to recover money loss on electricity tariffs. Tax The Rich. Why's Not emulate Finland, Fine imposed on Traffic offences accordingly their respective Income... 
We in dire need of more sustainable revenue not energy as what's Menti No Money prophecy. All Fella I especially denounce authentication what's in Good Shape Mean.... 
These, all Election Talking nonsense by politicians! 

OPR Naik Baik Long Term.  Singapore Xde OPR. 
Joke a side, will U? 
The Very Old still Handsome Grand Atok strike again with The Malay Proclamation! 
Minyak Naik Good Green, sustainable Energy laaa sangat. Ringgit Jatuh Salah kan Mat Maslan.... 
Bursa Saham Terus menjunam. Go 2 Hell WEF IMF World Bank Konon, semua Setan... 
Penang Milik Kedah, Pening... 
Bak Kut Teh jd National Cuisine! 
Nnti bawa Jokowi piii Chow Kit, tukar nama jadi Jo Angit! 
Hebat Kempen sampai ke sini, walaupun xle bertanding lagi. 
Bagi Ai, subsidi Ayam, Telur Tamat 30 Jun, 2023....
Apakah bisa Telur Ayam Pak Joko jadi Pengganti? 








Thursday, 1 June 2023

DAH NAK RAYA AJI PULAK DAH

Pesta Keamatan Di Sabah,  NEGERI dibawah Bayu!
Hari Gawai Di Sarawak, NEGERI Bumi Kenyalang!
Ujung Bulan Kita Raya AJI. Korban sana sini. Antar Kemboja paling Di puji!
Se Afdalnya SI Fakir Miskin Bersedeqah! 
Biasa dengar, itu yang paling Di sukai Allah's... 
BMX sibuk berpesta. Tak cukup Menari Menyanyi ngan Abang Besau Di Melaka... 
Suka TAYANG! 
COLLECTION THE UNTOLDED BERAPA EKKK? 

Ringgit Jatuh adalah Baik kata Menti. 
Minyak Naik adalah baik jugrrr kata Menti. 
Ekonomoney Malaysia bertambah baik dengan bertambahnya Vending Machines. Kilang Panasonic Tutup Xde hal. 2000 hilang pekerjaan bermakna lk50 juta lesap di Pasaran. Lapizi Lazy bole Bagi 200,000 Vending Machines Untuk penambahbaikkan Ekonomoney. Dan sekelian yang kembali mendagangkan AjiNoMoto!
N Puad Zakar Besi Kondem Lapiji.... 
Kompeni besau2 seantaro bonua kureng kan pekerja. Di China pengangguran pungggg lk 5%, Namun yang menggerunkan 20% Anak2 Muda tunggu keje.... 
Sama laaaa Standard Kita!
Turkiye parah.......

BMX Sound Good But Missing The Feel. Xde Feel. Xde X Factor!
Yang pasti Korban Lembu, Kambing dan Unta!
Ada juga yang korbankan Orang! 
Erdogan, twenty years in office. Ai, the artificial intelligence guy PM10 baru 6 bulan. Is Ai going twenties... 
The Best To Counter indebtedness is to increase the Ceilings! 
White House, Senate Voted! 
Not Veto, Voted! 
With 175 Billion reporting Taxes revenue, less 50% Budget 2023, better be careful folks..... 
Niii Bukan Keje Maing2! 
Who's moving the Taliban to iran n start provoking the Pakistani? 
Why's AUKUS..... 
Five Nation Defend Pact still Valid! 
What's IISS Shangri-la Dialogue about? 
Fire Power Defence Arrangement.... 
Why's The Sulu's sudden Aggressive? 
Nevertheless, Ai Will be Singging The popular Hoi Hoi Yah Hoi Gomen Tangos PAU 2023!
Don't Forget 2 Remember..... 
Weiiiii Tan Sri Lim Kit Siang tau.... 
Tahun Depan YAB Tun.... 


Sunday, 28 May 2023

STATES GENERAL ELECTIONS

When's......
July's 
August's
In Selangor May, 2018 DAP won 15 / 56
Penang...... 19 / 40
N9....... 11 / 36
None in Kedah, Kelantan n Terengganu 
Where's MCA MIC stand.... 
MCA wanna 10 seats. MIC? 
Gerakan 2 contest 30 seat's..... 
WOW! 
N Winning or Losing Deposits? 

The Focus will be the Malay's Voters!
The youths will more likely following their parents. 
2022 General Election 15 results clearly defined UMNO BN a gonna. PH so so laaaa camtu jugrrr, tidak berubah... 92......
Interestingly 2 watch PN 2day...
With Abah facing corruption chargers, Atok n Boboiii both lost their deposits, Where's the Malay Votes going... 
Lebai bertambah malang atau pun berkurangan matang, menyalak bukit kepenatan, bukit tang tuuu jugrrr. Tidak berganjak... 
First on Cosplay. Then on Coldplay! 
With Ai, the artificial intelligence guy PM10 flying high likend WW2 Japanese kamikaze. Yakuza put a side. 
LIMA 2023 nothing matters. The Hoi Hoi Yah Hoi Gomen kept BossKuu in prison, the SARJAN at large, Deputy Prime Minister 1 laaa.... 
What's.... 
Should PMX keep on sleeping 2moro, the next day then......
Who's riding the BMX......
The Untolded Stoliii definitely define deadly!
N Ringgit falling, failings, personal non grata. Who's fault....

PH really lackadaisical, lost in the mid air. Like Tong Sampah simpan Sampah!
No doubt about the Malay Votes but how's your day going about? 
Why's KJ? 
What's so special? 
He's tasted blood, Penang, Selangor, N9 really want him 2B Chief Minister? 
Why Not Kedah then, his mother's there's..... 
N Sanusi going to Penang.....